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Monday, September 17, 2007
My TLAP contest entry
Shiver me timbers! This is my Pirate Contest 2007 entry for Zazzle.
"Avast mateys! Captain A-Crab aboard. I'm the most ruthless red pirate crab to rule the high seas. Wherever I pass, I make timbers shiver. If I doesn't get ye with me crab claw, I shall surely get ye with me pirate hook. Don't let that peg leg fool you either, cuz me 5 good legs will get me to and fro just fine and that's walking sideways, ye scalawag! Arrrrgh! Yer a scurvy dog, that yar"
Captain A-Crab also wears an eye patch, but that might just be a fashion statement. What a scoundrel. Shiver me timbers!
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