Star Wars Election '08

The '08 election race is really heating up. A look at the candidates reveals that one is a really old guy and the other could potentially become the first black president in history. Of course the really old guy could also become the first green president. Huh? Oh, you thought I was talking about John McCain and Barack Obama? Don't worry, you aren't the first one to make that mistake. Actually, I was talking about the election race in space, you could say, in a galaxy far, far away. Let's meet the candidates, shall we?

THE ELECTION RACE IN SPACE

The Candidates

Yoda
running for The Light Side

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Yoda is a Jedi Master as well as a Jedi Council Member, Jedi High General and Grand Master of the Jedi Order. Politically, he has been affiliated with the Jedi Order and Galactic Republic. Despite showing some perseverance over some physical obstacles, such as his diminutive stature and only having three fingers on each hand, some feel he is too old to run at 900 year old.



Darth Vader
running for The Dark Side

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Vader, who hails from the world of Tatooine, is Dark Lord of the Sith and is politically affiliated with the Galactic Empire. He also has had to overcome his own obstacles, notably his severe case of space asthma. Some wonder what skeletons he may have hiding in his closet given that he had his name changed from Annakin Skywalker.


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Who would you vote for in the '08 Star Wars Election?

Yoda Darth Vader Neither Other

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Bonds Making An Asterisk Of Himself

Major League Baseball player Barry Bonds of the San Francisco Giants is quickly approaching the the career homerun record held for many years by former big leaguer Hank Aaron. The anticipation of this event has been building over the last couple seasons when it became evident that if Bonds stayed healthy and continued to play, he would have a legitimate shot at breaking the record. The key word here is legitimate.

Many people believe that Bonds has not done it legitimately up to this point. Some will have you believe that he achieved his homerun total with the aid of steroids or human growth hormone(HGH). Although many more of us have our suspicions, this has not yet been proven beyond a doubt. Still it raises the question of whether there should be an asterisk next to Bonds' name in the record book, should he break the record and it is revealed that he did it bulked up on steroids.

One thing is certain. Bonds has made a Giant asterisk of himself in recent years. Remember when he dressed up like Paula Abdul? But I was thinking that if MLB did need to put something special in the record book to denote the difference between the old and the new record, then instead of an asterisk, it should be an asteroid. An asteroid, you see, is what you get when you cross an asterisk with steroids. Makes sense to me. But how do you guys feel about it?

Is Barry Bonds a cheater?
	Absolutely!
	No Way! There is no proof.
	Not sure.
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If Bonds breaks the record, MLB should...
	put an asterisk in the record book.
	put an asteroid in the record book.
	burn the record book.
	turn it into a medical book.
	should team up with the WWE
	none of the above.
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