Monday, July 21, 2008

Star Wars Election '08

The '08 election race is really heating up. A look at the candidates reveals that one is a really old guy and the other could potentially become the first black president in history. Of course the really old guy could also become the first green president. Huh? Oh, you thought I was talking about John McCain and Barack Obama? Don't worry, you aren't the first one to make that mistake. Actually, I was talking about the election race in space, you could say, in a galaxy far, far away. Let's meet the candidates, shall we?

THE ELECTION RACE IN SPACE

The Candidates

Yoda
running for The Light Side


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Yoda is a Jedi Master as well as a Jedi Council Member, Jedi High General and Grand Master of the Jedi Order. Politically, he has been affiliated with the Jedi Order and Galactic Republic. Despite showing some perseverance over some physical obstacles, such as his diminutive stature and only having three fingers on each hand, some feel he is too old to run at 900 year old.



Darth Vader
running for The Dark Side



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Vader, who hails from the world of Tatooine, is Dark Lord of the Sith and is politically affiliated with the Galactic Empire. He also has had to overcome his own obstacles, notably his severe case of space asthma. Some wonder what skeletons he may have hiding in his closet given that he had his name changed from Annakin Skywalker.


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